She cut right through my stride,
forced her tail through my gait.
In a subway exchange,
the next day we made a date.
As we stood on her porch
I asked a hug goodnight.
She jumped in a police cruiser
and screamed My God, hes got a knife!
Two bull-dyke cops
ordered me Shut up and sit down!
caught gist of flail,
shared a look, and sauntered round.
Do you love this girl?
I said Well, geez, I dont know.
She said If I were you, son
Id let this one go!
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem
if I wanted to talk to her.
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem,
if I didnt wanna rocker world.
She used two rolls of tissue
each and every single day.
Blasting Tool at 3 am
she got me kicked from my place.
I came home late and drunk,
she clawed my skin like a cat.
Now she needs a new phone number
everytime she wants to chat.
Cause I started getting
6 messages a day like
You were life inside me.
Now youve thrown me away!
and Was I just a warm body?
Want the truth? Truth be told:
Baby, you were so hot
you could have been cold.
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem
if I wanted to talk to her.
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem,
if I didnt wanna rocker world.
Shes got sea-green eyes
and a wavering glare,
voluptuous hips kissed
by long brown hair.
She covers her curves
bust-to-ankle black lace.
She put her face in my head
with my head in her face.
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem
if I wanted to talk to her.
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem,
if I didnt wanna rocker world.
Would that be so wrong?
Would she get the wrong idea?
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem
if I wanted to talk to her.
I
Ive got a hot stalker.
It wouldnt be a problem,
if I didnt wanna fuck'er.
credits
from Street Corner Gothic,
track released October 31, 2009
lyrics, guitar, beat-boxing by C J Leon
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